30 Even Crazier Things Said on This Chinese Dating Show


Yesterday we told you about some of the craziest things that contestants have said on the wildly popular Chinese dating show, If You Are the One.

But it doesn't stop there. Here are some even more insane screencaps from everyone's favorite Chinese gameshow.

1. Asking for a friend.



 2. Easy there, Rumpelstiltskin.


 3. Now that is confidence.


 4. ...


 5. You're looking at Talent!

6. Ma'am, are you looking for Talent? See above.




 7. Now there's a cool hobby.


 8. Insert "your mom" joke here.


 9. Confidence is key.


 10. Confidence is key, part 2.


 11. Confidence is key, part 3.


 12. We'd be concerned if you didn't.


 13. That moment when you have a life realization on a Chinese dating show.


 14. He sure knows how to treat the ladies.


 15. And he sure knows how to compliment them.


 16. She's like a modern day Jane Jetson.


 17. Now THAT is true devotion.


 18. But really, don't we all?


 19. No comment.


 20.


 21. Talk about strict standards.


 22. Talk about even stricter standards


 23. Talk about the opposite of strict standards.


 24. Dating must be tough when your standards are too high.


 25. When your fashion sense is too on point.


 26. We're a little bit concerned about what's in that tea.


 27. Now there's an incentive to date!


 28. When you want things to move really fast.


 29. Life lessons.


 30. Life lessons, part 2.











 Key words: Chinese dating show, China marriage

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